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Never write an investor update again.

Toldie gently asks you a few things your investors have been asking. You answer in under 90 seconds. Each investor gets what matters, on the cadence they chose.

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What it looks like

What the founder typed, Friday 9:14 am

1. First 12 hospital sites signed up in launch month. 2. 4 paying, $2,400 a month each. 3. Seed extension opens in October, targeting $1.5M. Ask: intros to hospital supply-chain leads.

One tap later, in every weekly investor's inbox

Acme Robotics: First 12 hospital sites

First 12 hospital sites signed up in launch month, and 4 of them are paying $2,400 a month each.

You asked: when does the seed extension open and how much are you raising? It opens in October, targeting $1.5M.

Ask: intros to hospital supply-chain leads.

Nothing is stored. Numbers you did not type never appear.

Meet Toldie

A small yellow assistant with one job: your investors hear from you. It is never angry and never gives up. It just asks again, a little differently, until you reply.

  • Friday 9:00

    One good thing this week?

  • Sunday

    It has been 48 hours. Your investors have not noticed yet. I have.

  • Next Friday

    Week 2 with no reply. I am not upset. I am just going to ask again.

  • After you tap Send

    Done. Go build something. I will find you Friday.

Three promises

  • Never one to one. Investors send questions to Toldie, not to you. It keeps the ones most of them are asking, and you answer once, for everyone.
  • Never more than 90 seconds. One reply, a few sentences. Toldie drafts, you tap Send. Each investor gets it on the cadence they chose.
  • It keeps you honest. No invented numbers, nothing sent without your tap, every investor approved by you. Free for founders.
  1. 1

    Share one link

    Investors pick weekly, monthly or quarterly. You approve each one.

  2. 2

    Answer a gentle ask

    Toldie asks a few things, only what most of your investors want to know, at a time you tend to reply.

  3. 3

    Tap Send

    Toldie delivers the important parts to each investor on their cadence, and rolls them up for monthly and quarterly readers.

Toldie is the friend that keeps you honest and keeps your investors happy, so you can get back to building.

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